Me, Dad, and the Tijuana Strip Club

A personal story, a coming-of-age tale featuring beer, strippers, and a transvestite pickpocket. Please enjoy!

Nightmare Fuel – Muppets w/Human Eyes

35 More Types of Bitches – According to a 3rd Grade Girl

Did you think our REAL TALKIN’ 3rd grade BFF had just 5 types of bitches? Wrong, and now you’re probably somewhere on her vast list of bitchez for even thinking it.

BTW, if someone could explain to me what a “Coast Signing Bitch”, “Dickiridng Bitch” or “Chesesy Tooth Bitch” is I’d be infinitely grateful for the enlightenment.

Jump to see the list you can’t live without.

When the World is Transformed into 8-bit

This is a wonderfully imaginative video, even if it feels like a deleted scene from Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World.

5 Types of Bitches – According to a 3rd Grade Girl

 

Listen, anonymous girl, I don’t know what “fishy bitches” are, but dirty dumb bitches are soooo the worsties, amiright??!! ZOMG!

Secrets to the Next Superman Revealed

David Goyer, screenwriter of Batman Begins, The Dark Knight and the upcoming Superman reboot, wrote recently that he’s taking inspiration for his version of Kal-El his friends just call him “Kal”) from Geoff John’s graphic novel Superman: Secret Origins. I’ll have to have one of my nerd friends decipher to me what this means (just kidding nerds, please don’t hack my blog) but I guess this gives us a pretty good idea of where the Christopher Nolan guided, Zack Snyder directed Superman film will go.

Personally, I find Superman to be one of the most super boring superheroes ever, but I see great potential for the character and I trust Christopher Nolan with my newborn child. The idea of Superman’s alieness, his need to belong, that stuff Bill said in Kill Bill…it all points to an intriguingly troubled character. On the other hand, we’ve already got Nolan’s Batman. Do we need another brooding tights enthusiast? Can Nolan/Snyder pull off an irony-free, sparkly and optimistic Superman any better than Christopher Reeves did?

So who’s read Secret Origins? Is this good news?

Mind Blowing Fact about Jesus (just in time for Christmas)

Rudolph the Red Nosed Mutant – Awesome Santa Letter

Best Santa Pic Ever

Super Sexy CPR

Always wanted to save a life but didn’t care for the whole “not getting a boner out of the deal”? Well, you very depressing human being, now you can? Just check out this CPR education video, filmed like a porno.

Oh, and there’s more, in case you need more education. And by “education” I mean awkward arousal you can punch through drywall.