No, this isn’t a photoshop. It’s a real book by Adam Mansbach and it’s prefect for any sleep-deprived parent (pretty much every parent). Here’s a sample:
The cats nestle close to their kittens.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
Please go the f@#k to sleep.
Someone please get this for my son’s birthday.
Looks like someone took the KITT car, smashed it up with a Manta Ray and put it through the Taffy Puller. For the look of this flying torpedo, I hope it’s fast, because turning is going to be murder (or perhaps just not an available option on this model).
This, BTW, is the winner of Car Fetish Magazines redesign the Batmobile contest. Looks like the perfect look for Future Batman when he patrols the dark alleys of Gotham in his Hover Car.
Check out some of the beefy runners-up.
source Carscoop
Yes, this is a modern machine with 1.8 gigahertz dual processors, an optional Blu-ray player, built-in ethernet and HDMI ports. And yes, it looks just like the Commodore 64 of 1982. That sound you heard was that of 1,000,000 simultaneous geek boners.
Source: NY Times
Thanks: Bart King
My newest is up on Mental FlossYou can thank the success of Transformers 1 & 2 for the plague upon your movie houses that’s to come. Hollywood knows a good formula when it sees one. Well, it knows a formula anyway, and since transforming toy robots hit it big at the box office, Hollywood producers have been slap fighting each other to be the next to cash in on your childhood nostalgia with a toy-based franchise. And there is no toy idea too absurd to throw a few hundred million dollars at…
Harumph! And again I say, Harumph! This is not my Teen Wolf. What happened to the heart and soul of Teen Wolf: Harlem Globetrotter-style basketball antics? Lacrosse is the new basketball? Nope, I didn’t read the article in US Weekly? Well, if that’s what the shirtless, supernaturally tortured boys are into these days…
Nope. Don’t buy it. Teen Wolf isn’t about brooding and lacrosse. It’s about basketball and van surfing. It’s a formula that’s unfuckupable, but ya did. Michael J. Fox is so rolling over in his grave right now.
And from Exhibit B7 here, you can see cropping photos make pictures way less awesome.
We rest our case.
Someone please tell Thom; I think he’d want to know.
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this is the asshole house that invaded Poland.