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Terrifying, Lifelike Avatar Na’vi Baby Now Available to Haunt Your Nightmares

There are people who really enjoy cinema and then there are those who need movies as an alternate reality to escape from the oppressively lonely “real” reality we all call life. That people have gone overboard with their love of … Continue reading

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Why the Publishing Industry Fears You (John Hodgman) and a Question ONLY YOU Can Answer

Good Evening Sir, Let me first say I’m honored you took the time to ignore this missive. You and I both know you will not, nor will you ever, read this. At the most, perhaps your manservant will briefly glance … Continue reading

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Charlie Brown’s X-Men

Just another example of the Internet being the Internet. That will do, Internet. That will do.

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The Best Technical College Video You Will Ever See

This is why teleportation is a bad idea. WARNING: This gets dark out of nowhere.

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Bill Murray’s Part to Be Recast in Ghostbusters 3 – By The Rock Probably

Now we see how desperately Dan Ackroyd wants this thing. Ackroyd hasn’t said he’s looking at Dwayne Johnson for the new Peter Venkman, but the signs lead to it. The Rock is the go to guy for replacing people in … Continue reading

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Racists, Hitler and Other Warped Dr. Seuss Works

This is pretty much what the Internet was invented for.

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Chapter Excerpt: Conquer Religion!

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Conquer Old People!

 

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Conquer the Best Seller List!

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Chapter Excerpt: Conquer Sex!

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