Category Archives: The Daily

Dads are the Original Hipsters

Back in the day your dad was crushing it. Continue reading

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New Batmobile is a Bobsled

Looks like someone took the KITT car, smashed it up with a Manta Ray and put it through the Taffy Puller. For the look of this flying torpedo, I hope it’s fast, because turning is going to be murder (or perhaps just not an available option on this model). Continue reading

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Commodore Putting Out New 64, Same Old Look

Yes, this is a modern machine with 1.8 gigahertz dual processors, an optional Blu-ray player, built-in ethernet and HDMI ports. And yes, it looks just like the Commodore 64 of 1982. That sound you heard was that of 1,000,000 simultaneous geek boners. Continue reading

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4 Upcoming Toy-to-Movie Adaptations (That Probably Shouldn’t Be)

My newest is up on Mental Floss 4 Upcoming Toy-to-Movie Adaptations (That Probably Shouldn’t Be)  You can thank the success of Transformers 1 & 2 for the plague upon your movie houses that’s to come. Hollywood knows a good formula … Continue reading

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Sexy Slave Leia Apron

“Honey, do you mind wearing the apron while we have sex?” Continue reading

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New Teen Wolf Trailer: Should Be Called Twilight Wolf, Also Will Suck

Teen Wolf isn’t about brooding and lacrosse. It’s about basketball and van surfing. Continue reading

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The House that Looks Like Hitler

this is the asshole house that invaded Poland. Continue reading

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Most Awesome Family Photo Ever

And from Exhibit B7 here, you can see cropping photos make pictures way less awesome. Continue reading

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Thom Yorke Turning into David Spade

Someone please tell Thom; I think he’d want to know. Continue reading

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Brendan Fraser Has Cancer (Probably)

…Or leukemia or fatal diareeia or Hitler AIDS or something. Surely Brendan Fraser must be dying of something wretched and racking up the medical bills, because nothing else explains what he’s done to his career. How else do you explain … Continue reading

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