Category Archives: The Daily

Oregon is Number 2 in America for Largest Penises

A new study ranks US states and cities by penis size. How does your home town stack up? Continue reading

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Disney Banning Actresses with Fake Boobs from Movies

In casting the next in its Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, Disney has requested casting directors only send actresses with, “real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants.” Continue reading

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Batman Vs. Darth Vader

After Batman Vs. Shark, this Batman mash-up stuff may soon get out of control. Continue reading

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The Dark Knight – Starring Calvin and Hobbes

Not the imaginary friend this city deserves, but the one it needs. Continue reading

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Sorry Folks, Bloggers are Not Real Writers

Party’s over, guys. We all suck. Time to hang-up our wordpress pages and go back to our jobs as private detectives and Thoroughbred semen collectors. Continue reading

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May I Blow Your Pants Off? New PREDATORS Trailer

New PREDATORS Trailer Continue reading

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If you care for bad assery, here it is in poster form. New EXPENDABLES Poster!!

guns n’ skulls – New Expendables Poster Continue reading

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Wilford Brimley Pooping Hot Pockets from a Trapeze

can words describe it? no, I think you must see to know. Continue reading

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Batman Vs. Shark with Lightsaber

Give up looking for the most bad ass thing in the universe, we’ve found it. Continue reading

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Let’s Play Opposite Moviezzzz!

Pretty simple game, guys. Works like this:

The Hurt Locker = The Pleasure Locker

Now it’s your turn. Continue reading

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