Category Archives: The Daily

Mel Gibson: Master of (Crappy) Disguise

Posted on September 15, 2010 by cogamble

The best part is not the disguise itself, but the fact Mel Gibson must wear a disguise not because of his immense celebrity, but because he must hide from his intense racism, sexism and general awful human beingness. Continue reading →

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Being A Dickhead’s Cool

Posted on September 13, 2010 by cogamble

I know summer is over, but THIS is your summer 2010 jam. Rewind the clocks, rev up the flux capacitors, because (like I said) this song is THE JAMMMMMMMMM! Continue reading →

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9 “Sexy” (but Disturbing) Halloween Costumes

Posted on September 13, 2010 by cogamble

Usually when women whore it up get dressed up for Halloween, they choose costumes embodying the typical male fantasies: sexy pirate, sexy nurse, sexy pirate nurse, etc… I’m sure there’s even a sexy astronaut costume out there for those who get an erection every time they watch Deep Impact. Continue reading →

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Classiest Prom Picture Ever

Posted on September 13, 2010 by cogamble

Man I miss prom. I’m still pissed I didn’t get to bring my broadsword. And that my date wouldn’t agree to strip naked for the photo. And that we didn’t both stick to our plan to gain 120 pounds before the big night. Continue reading →

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Young Beardless Zach Galifianakis Doing Stand up for Kids

Posted on September 2, 2010 by cogamble

Sooooo Adorable! Continue reading →

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These 80’s Wendy’s Training Videos Will Shake Your Ass

Posted on August 30, 2010 by cogamble

But back in the 80’s the Wendy’s Square Meat corporation had a different idea, and decided to educate their future employees on the finer arts of chili portioning through music videos. Continue reading →

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Introducing the World’s First Strip Club/Used Car Lot Hybrid

Posted on August 23, 2010 by cogamble

And since the car inventory is in the lot behind the building, I guess the saying should go, “Party up front; business in the rear.” Make of that phrase what you will. Continue reading →

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The Burt Reynolds Underwear Story

Posted on August 23, 2010 by cogamble

Did I ever tell you about the time Burt Reynolds and I hung out in our underwear (a fact which clearly meant more to me than him)? Continue reading →

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The Most Awesome Mad Men Gif (lately)

Posted on August 20, 2010 by cogamble

This gif kinda sums up my life right, but I’m not exactly sure how. I don’t even know if am peek-a-boo Peggy and whiskey swigging Don in this scenario. I think I might be both… Continue reading →

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Elmo and Jonah Hill Star In: Mustache Porn (VID)

Posted on August 18, 2010 by cogamble

Elmo and Jonah Hill get their Ron Jeremy on for this episode of Sesame Street. Continue reading →

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