Author Archives: cogamble

Footloose Remake Trailer – You’ve Been Warned

Posted on June 22, 2011 by cogamble

This really feels like it’s missing a few abstinence vampires. I am glad, however, Hollywood is finally taking on this serious issue. Broadway choreographed crumping and back-flipping is the number one killer of kids. http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:666435/cp~vid%3D666435%26uri%3Dmgid%3Auma%3Avideo%3Amtv.com%3A666435 Tags: Movie Trailers, Movies Blog … Continue reading →

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Rob Zombie Directs a Woolite Commercial

Posted on June 21, 2011 by cogamble

Because of course he does. And it worked. Very effective commercial. This is the first time I have thought of Woolite (and sweater-admiring serial killers/gimps) in ages. And now I’m going to go right back to not thinking about Woolite. … Continue reading →

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Epic Interview: Jon Stewart on Fox News, “You’re Insane”

Posted on June 19, 2011 by cogamble

Well that does it, I’m officially having Jon Stewart’s babies. Originally I thought we’d just adopt and move to a lovely cottage on the countryside. After seeing this epic interview on Fox News, now I’m willing to take it farther … Continue reading →

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The Human Centipede (with dogs and lizards) as Playground Toy

Posted on June 17, 2011 by cogamble

I’m sure this was constructed way before the Human Centipede came out. Yet it still doesn’t make it any less disturbing. Continue reading →

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At Last, The First Black Batman

Posted on June 12, 2011 by cogamble

I want to go on record and say I thought Lawrence Fishburn should have been cast as Batman after I saw the movie Event Horizon 14 years ago. Of course his whole zen blowhard kick in the Matrix sequels ruined … Continue reading →

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“That’s What She Said” – Star Wars Style

Posted on June 9, 2011 by cogamble

God, the Star Wars movies were so filthy. The original trilogy must have been like The Human Centipede of it’s time. Continue reading →

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Christopher Walken as Santa Claus and Other Awesomely Miscast Roles

Posted on June 6, 2011 by cogamble

Hey Internet Gang! Here’s a fun game for us to play today: Awesomely/Horrifyingly Miscast Roles. Inspired by news that Christopher Walken has asked someone cast him as Santa Claus, let make up our own fun, weird dream casting. Yes? YES! … Continue reading →

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Big Bird and Elmo Will Make Your Kids into Gay Prom Queens, Says Fox News

Posted on June 3, 2011 by cogamble

Finally, someone with the courage to call Big Bird and Elmo out on their “be fair and nice” Liberal bullshit agenda.
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High School Student Schools Michelle Bachmann’s Evolution Stance

Posted on June 2, 2011 by cogamble

Since I don’t have the time (or energy) to fix the world, I’m glad tomorrow’s leaders are already on top of it. Continue reading →

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Superman Smokes, Cleans a Toilet

Posted on May 31, 2011 by cogamble

Photographer Gregg Segal put together a great photo gallery of Superhero Impersonators who work the Hollywood Strip. Here are the superheroes at home. It’s not always pretty. Source: Buzzfeed

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