Author Archives: cogamble

George McFly for Class President

Posted on July 17, 2011 by cogamble
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This is Why We Don’t Have Jet Packs

Posted on July 15, 2011 by cogamble
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The Skinwich: KFC’s New Sandwich?

Posted on July 15, 2011 by cogamble

KFC finally gets it. We don’t care about the chicken! We just want deep-fried fat bits and cheese-like gel. And so I present to you KFC’s Skinwich, five layers of fried chicken skin, American cheese and two layers of bacon. Continue reading →

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The Bottomless Despair of the “Jack and Jill” Trailer

Posted on July 14, 2011 by cogamble

Seen the trailer for Adam Sandler’s new movie? George C. Scott nails the feeling.

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Sexist Ad Campaign – Milk Cures PMS, but Not Being a Giant DoucheBag

Posted on July 13, 2011 by cogamble

So this is how we sell milk now. Cool. Very hip. Very “now.” Cool like a cutting edge, Jay Leno monologue cool. With this gut-punchingly unfunny, sexist bullshit. I had no idea Milk was in such a bad way. Apparently … Continue reading →

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Zach Galifianakis’ High School Picture

Posted on July 8, 2011 by cogamble

Wow, the beard really does make the man.

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Why Inception Has a Happy Ending – Whether in Limbo or Not

Posted on July 3, 2011 by cogamble

The argument to end all Inception Ending arguments. Continue reading →

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Woman Shoots Cops—With Her Breast Milk

Posted on June 28, 2011 by cogamble

Judge if you like, but I would if I could. That she’s making the exact face appropriate for a breast milk assault mug shot. (Don’t anybody say “jug shot”. There’s a moratorium on boob puns for the remainder of this … Continue reading →

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I’ve been gay married 6 times already today.

Posted on June 25, 2011 by cogamble

I knew this would happen. Thanks a lot, New York.

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Lifelike (and Horrifying) Charlie Sheen Mask

Posted on June 24, 2011 by cogamble

Try and close your eyes and you still see it. Tonight I’m sleeping with all the lights on and a bowl of cocaine on my doorstep as an offering to appease the Charlie Sheen so that he may eat the … Continue reading →

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