Author Archives: cogamble

“The Dark Knight Rises” Bootlegged Full Trailer

I didn’t just poop my pants. I pooped every pair of pants I own or will ever own. Check out Catwoman’s militant “We are the 99%” threat. And the football game, oh the football game! Watch this quick before it’s … Continue reading

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Batman is the 99%

Man people have been discussing the political leanings of Batman ever since Frank Miller went on a “I’m Getting Old and Scared” rant against the OWS movement. Continue reading

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Charles Manson Like to Dub Step

I always saw him more into post punk industrial, but what do I know?

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Santa Vs. Goth Kids

This time of year, it’s always important to remember that one time Santa went to war against the Goth Kids, and lost. Santa died for your sins. Merry Holidays!!!!!! Continue reading

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Tim and Eric Billion Red Band Trailer

How much Robert Loggia is Too Much Robert Loggia? BTW, are you celebrating Chrimbus this year?

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Teddy Roosevelt Vs. Bigfoot

Sharpwriter, excels at making the most badass American Presidents even more badass. Abe Lincoln rides a bear. George Washington: Zombie Hunter. Continue reading

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Soccer Player Scores Goal with His Penis (NSFW-ish)

I just figured out how to get soccer to catch on in America. Continue reading

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Pizza Sleeping Bag Is World’s Greatest Sleeping Bag

This Pizza sleeping bag is clearly the best sleeping bag ever made (with the exceptions of the Shark-eating-you sleeping bag and the Tonton sleeping bag) Continue reading

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Bacon Flavored Sex Lube

Rub your love-making parts with the taste and smell of bacon! Or as we normally call it, “Doing it Canadian-style” Internet: 1, Humanity: 0. Continue reading

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The Big Lebowski (on Sesame Street)

Hard to argue who’s who in this one. Sad that Ernie has to die.

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