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Batman Vs. Shark with Lightsaber

Give up looking for the most bad ass thing in the universe, we’ve found it. Continue reading

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Let’s Play Opposite Moviezzzz!

Pretty simple game, guys. Works like this:

The Hurt Locker = The Pleasure Locker

Now it’s your turn. Continue reading

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Let Constance Take Her Girlfriend to Prom!

So consider joining this Facebook group and send this backwater high school a message. Continue reading

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New Iron Man 2 Trailer

This is too bad ass for words. My testosterone hurts. That is all. Continue reading

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6 Famous Movie Wisemen Who Were Totally Full of Crap

Sometimes you’ll be watching a movie and an old wise man will appear on the screen. He will say little, but those few words will be full of sage advice that will guide the hero on his journey. You may even find yourself quoting him later.

What is easy to forget is that behind that wise old man is just a hack Hollywood screenwriter, and that those ancient words of wisdom were thrown in on the third draft, at four in the morning, after half a pound of cocaine. Continue reading

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Irish Country Music FAIL – “He Drinks Tequila”

The Irish should never make Country/Western music. Let Crystal Swing show you how not to do a thing. Continue reading

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Scary Toy Commercial – FAIL

It’s both a frightening toy and horrifying commercial. Sleep well. Continue reading

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5 Things The Media Loves Pretending Are News

Reporting the news is really hard. We’ve seen those poor guys standing in the hurricanes, trying to hold on to their microphone while debris flies by. And it’s a good thing we have them; blogs and Twitter are nice, but to find out what’s really going on in the world, at some point you need good old-fashioned journalism.

So can you blame a news outlet for using shortcuts and falling into the same old mistakes and cliches over and over again, just to fill space?

Yes, yes we can. Continue reading

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The 6 Most Half Assed Attempts at Corporate Green Washing

For a person, “going green” is as simple as recycling more, wasting less and always, always, always behaving like an insufferable prick in social situations. But for a corporation, “going green” can be a much harder task that costs million of dollars, thousands of hours of manpower and often painful company-wide cutbacks.

Or, they can opt to do jack shit and just spend all of their money and effort convincing the public otherwise. This is what is referred to as “greenwashing,” and it works like this: Continue reading

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The Secret Lives of 5 Famous Children’s Authors

Shel Silverstein drew randy cartoon and wrote blue poetry for Playboy? Dr. Seuss advocated the extermination of Japanese people? Aesop was an insufferable bastard? Continue reading

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