Author Archives: cogamble

Alex Trebek is Drunk, Drops the F-Bomb

Not much to say here except preternaturally imperturbable Alex Trebek loses it while tapping a segment. Another Trebek fact: he’s a Canadian? Are those two things related? It’s hard to see how, but probably. Continue reading

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Cracked Article: The 5 Worst Deaths Written for Great Characters (And Why)

occasionally you see a character die in an abrupt, pointless way that seemed to have been written in as an afterthought, or even in such an undignified way that you suspect the writers included it as a “screw you” to the actor.

Well, there’s a reason for that. Continue reading

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Star Wars Propaganda Posters

This is far less about me being a Star Wars fan and far more about me being a fan of propaganda! Continue reading

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My Incredibly Uninformed Opinion on Why Ben Roethlisberger Should Go to Jail

Pittsburghers and Steelers fans, our wishes and prayers are with you as you wait for your rapist quarterback to return to the field. Man, I can’t wait for Sunday! Continue reading

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New on Cracked: The 7 Most Soul-Crushing Series Finales in TV History

Seriously, if the Dinosaurs finale didn’t screw up your childhood, nothing could. Continue reading

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Betty White with A Flaming Chainsaw on a John Ritter Centaur

Amazing painting of Betty White in Princess Leia Slave gear, wielding a flaming chainsaw while riding a rather consternated John Ritter Centaur. Continue reading

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Want My Grotesquely Unqualified Advice on Sex? Sure You Do!

a guy known for painstakingly crafted wiener jokes gives his absurdly unqualified advice on how to pleasure a lady Continue reading

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The Time My Dad Took Me to a Tijuana Strip Club

A wholesome tale of a father teaching his son about manhood in a Tijuana strip club. Continue reading

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Greatest Movie Ever!

Watch out Chuck Norris, there a new Internet bad ass in town. Continue reading

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Scarface as an Elementary School Play

Amazing. So many nuances you don’t get from the script until you hear a 7-year-old do the dialog. The line, “I’ve got a fudging junkie for a wife,” never resonated until this second grader spoke the words. Continue reading

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