Author Archives: cogamble

New Cracked Article: Kayne West’s Travel Agency

Posted on June 29, 2010 by cogamble

…and other absolute batshit insane product ideas from famous brands. Kellogg’s Cereal Gangsta Wear, Burger King Cologne, Evian Water Bras for combustible boobs, baby food for sad adults and Jeff Dunham wines. It’d be so sad if it weren’t true. Wait, no, being true makes it really sad. Continue reading →

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Star Wars AT-AT as Lovable Pet

Posted on June 28, 2010 by cogamble

There were two things you wanted as a kid: a pet and a Star Wars-based war machine. This excellent video blends the two until you childhood explodes all over your face.
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Jack Nicholson Loves Sandwiches

Posted on June 24, 2010 by cogamble

Jack Nicholson used to be a hungry actor. Now he’s just HONGRY for sammiches. Continue reading →

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This is Why the Video Game Industry is Doomed

Posted on June 24, 2010 by cogamble

thanks to the Xbox Kinect, we will all become horribly awkward. Continue reading →

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Breakfast in Yo Butt

Posted on June 21, 2010 by cogamble

McDonald’s isn’t mincing words anymore. Continue reading →

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Punch ‘Em in the Neck

Posted on June 18, 2010 by cogamble

Perfect self defense plan. Or just for havin’ goofs with your friends. Continue reading →

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Nicolas Cage Wants Your Cake

Posted on June 17, 2010 by cogamble

Why, in the name of all things good and sacred, would you ever deny Nicolas Cage his cake? Continue reading →

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Cheeseburger Violence

Posted on June 16, 2010 by cogamble

This would be funny if my dad hadn’t died in a Cheeseburger Stabbing. Continue reading →

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Ways to Be Cool

Posted on June 2, 2010 by cogamble

The best list ever made. I needed this list so bad in middle school. Continue reading →

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New Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World Trailer

Posted on June 1, 2010 by cogamble

This movie trailer just pooped your pants for you.

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