Sexist Ad Campaign – Milk Cures PMS, but Not Being a Giant DoucheBag

So this is how we sell milk now. Cool. Very hip. Very “now.” Cool like a cutting edge, Jay Leno monologue cool.

With this gut-punchingly unfunny, sexist bullshit. I had no idea Milk was in such a bad way. Apparently the industry is struggling big time because this ad campaign pull out all the stops. How desperately do we need to sell milk folks? Is there a child’s life on the line? Will a small child die if we don’t meet our milk purchasing quota this quarter? If so, why didn’t you just say so?

Besides, why are we trying to sell milk to men. Everybody knows buying the milk is womens’ work. (High five your computer screen)