Woman Shoots Cops—With Her Breast Milk

Judge if you like, but I would if I could. That she’s making the exact face appropriate for a breast milk assault mug shot. (Don’t anybody say “jug shot”. There’s a moratorium on boob puns for the remainder of this post.)

From Newser:

An Ohio woman warned police that she was a breastfeeding mom—and then she opened fire with her right breast, NBC4i reports. Drunk at a wedding reception, Stephanie Robinette got into an argument with her husband, who told police that she repeatedly hit him. She locked herself in her car before someone contacted police. When they arrived, she shouted profanities and wouldn’t exit the vehicle. She “proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk,” the sheriff said. “This is a prime example of how alcohol can make individuals do things they would not normally do.”

Alcohol make people do what they wouldn’t normally do. Like be awesome, apparently.

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2 Responses to Woman Shoots Cops—With Her Breast Milk

  1. ryan kenward says:

    I just hope the police officer wasn’t lactose in tolerant. Would it be considered assault with a deadly weapon if he were?

  2. Pingback: Woman Shoots Cops—With Her Breast Milk | | MY CLUTTERED DESK!

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