This really feels like it’s missing a few abstinence vampires. I am glad, however, Hollywood is finally taking on this serious issue. Broadway choreographed crumping and back-flipping is the number one killer of kids.
Wait, this video shows the kids died in a car accident. So why didn’t the city council ban cars? Would have made them the most progressive, environmentally conscious little town in the country. Plus you parents wouldn’t have to worry about your kids boning each other to death as a feeble substitute to relieve their need to dance! Also, why does this little town where every kid is a theatrically trained dancer look like the town from Red Dawn? Small town kids fighting against the commie invasion–with DANCE! That’s the movie I want to see.