Brendan Fraser Has Cancer (Probably)

…Or leukemia or fatal diareeia or Hitler AIDS or something. Surely Brendan Fraser must be dying of something wretched and racking up the medical bills, because nothing else explains what he’s done to his career. How else do you explain this latest news, Brendan Fraser will star in a “fish heist” movie called Whole Lotta Sole. Most of us still remember Furry Vengeance exists. I have no hate for Frasier and I’m seriously worried about him. So if you seem him on the street and he offers to shit his pants for a dollar, just give him the dollar–he really needs it.

News source: AV Club