Luke Perry Finally Reunited with Biological Parents (Pic)

Did you know that Luke Perry was abandoned in the back alley of Denny’s by a progressive lesbian couple at age 3 and lived there, subsisting scraps off half-eaten Cajun waffle fries and half and half packets until a casting agent discovered him gnawing on ketchup packets? Feral and unable to speak English, Perry eventually became an acclaimed actor on the celebrated documentary series Beverly Hills 99657-7891. Only recently Perry discovered the very parents who sought fit to dump his little soul behind a Denny’s like so many Grand Slams™. Please enjoy this candid photo of a powerfully tearful reunion.


Via Videogum

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