“How are those boobs working out for ya?”

You asked for it (well, Anna did). My 4-year-old son now has his own Twitter account to spread his wisdom to the Interwebs. It’s like Shit My Dad Says except funny and not fake. http://twitter.com/MySonIsWeird

A sample:

MySonIsWeird Cole Gamble

Dalton: (at a railroad crossing) “When I see the train, it gets my penis excited.”