Cracked features another one of my favorite classics:

Everyone’s got their kink. Maybe you like a girl in a gold Princess Leia bikini, maybe you go a little further and make her dress up like that alien singer at Jabba’s palace.

But at least you can pull those off with a trip to a costume shop. Some people have fetishes that are just plain never gonna happen unless they’re willing to break the laws of physics (and several federal laws) in the process.
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