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Okay maybe one: man those are some suggestively juicy hot dogs. ( I didn’t say juicy wieners because we’re grown ups, okay?) Okay, two comments: that much body hair plus food preparation is screaming hair net. Do they make a chest hair net too? Did Robin Williams ever work at a MacDonald’s? Man, Wolverine looks less like he’s eating that dog and more like he’s teaching it an important life lesson through tough love. “I’m gonna keep stabbing you until you learn to stand up for yourself, hot dog wiener!” Also, I think I need an adult because the way Wolverine’s mouth is approaching that hot dog you’d think it was Jean Grey. I don’t even know what that last line means; it’s a joke for nerds.