My three-year-old son: “There’s a tank in my penis.”
Me: “That’s totally natural.”
Honestly, haven’t we all felt like there’s a proverbial tank in our proverbial penis at some point or another?
Also, “There’s a tank in my penis,” is probably the best pick-up line I’ve ever heard.
P.S. I hope it’s not a Soviet Tank, those break down a lot. Plus I don’t want a bunch of borsht-eating Russkies in my boy’s wang.