My Son Has a Militarized Wiener

My three-year-old son: “There’s a tank in my penis.”

Me: “That’s totally natural.”

Honestly, haven’t we all felt like there’s a proverbial tank in our proverbial penis at some point or another?

Also, “There’s a tank in my penis,” is probably the best pick-up line I’ve ever heard.

P.S. I hope it’s not a Soviet Tank, those break down a lot. Plus I don’t want a bunch of borsht-eating Russkies in my boy’s wang.

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