Of Course There’s a Batman Porn

If you follow Batman 3 news daily, and you do, you’d know that the next chapter of the Christian Bale/Christopher Nolan Gritty-Bat series will hit your eyeballs June of 2012. But that doesn’t mean you have to wait two years to see more Batman. Especially is by “more Batman” you mean “Bat Wiener.”

Clearly this the most expensive porn ever made. Look at the production value! They actually got the original Batmobile. And the guy/porn actor playing The Joker actually looks like Caesar Romero. Now if someone could just explain who Caesar Romero is to the kids.

So this is obviously “ironic porn” which I guess takes some of the shameful sadness out of renting or buying the thing. But at the end of the day ironic porn is there to give you a decidedly unironic boner. And with porn versions of Seinfeld, 30 Rock, The Big Lebowski and more in the world, do they even make non-ironic pron anymore?

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