Oregon is Number 2 in America for Largest Penises

According to some place called Condomania. This is a “big” deal for a guy from Portland.

…”big.”

UPDATE: In the ranking of the 15 cities with the biggest wieners, Portland ranks 6th, pole vaulting us (heh, “pole”) ahead of Miami, Chicago, Boston and, of course, Seattle. Suck it, Seattle. you and your itty bitty weenies!

Source: http://secure.condomania.com/rankings/