Hell, bloggers probably aren’t even real people. Party’s over, guys. We all suck. Therefore I’m just filling your eyeballs with nonsensical jibber jabber. Or, at least some fuckwit at the SXSX festival informed me of such. Time to hang-up our wordpress pages and go back to our jobs as private detectives and thoroughbred semen collectors.
Man, SXSW, you used to be cool.