Let Constance Take Her Girlfriend to Prom!

Homophobes believe allowing gays to marry is going to ruin it for the rest of us. Ruin what? It’s not clear as The Bachelor, the pinnacle of marital sanctity and a shining beacon of heterosexual love,  seems to be going strong. But so adamantly do some anti-gay folk believe “the gays” will ruin everything, they went ahead and preemptively ruined it for everyone.

One Mississippi high school canceled the entire prom when one student insisted on bringing her girlfriend as herdate. Not sure what the logic is here, unless they simply want to sway the students to become outraged at this harmless gay couple for ruining their dag gum prom.

I mean, prom’s suck and all– skip the dance and expensive, buy a bottle of Boone’s Farm and go impregnate someone in the back of your Plymouth Reliant K car station wagon–But, if a gay couple wants to attend, they should be allowed. So consider joining this Facebook group and send this backwater high school a message.