Jokes My Four Year Old Recently Told Me

What did the giraffe say to the sky?

A: Get lost, buddy!

What did the ghost say to the computer?

A: I’m gonna sit on you.

What did the street sign say to the car?

A: You’ve got a taco butt.

What did the cup say to the juice?

A: I’m gonna take your picture.

What did the sweater say to the garbage can?

A: I’m gonna put a butt on you.

What did the elephant say to the belly button?

A: Stop crying, it’s your birthday.