Things You Should Never Say at a Chuck E. Cheese Birthday Party

“Hey why don’t we skip the pitcher of beer and just set me up with an IV, eh Chuck? Just kidding, but seriously, keep those pitchers coming. Dad’s in some pain and he needs his medicine.”

“Hey kid, go ask that breastfeeding lady if she’s single.”

(Before playing head-to-head pop-a-shot against a seven year old) “I’m gonna take you down to Chinatown!”

(After tying with the seven year old and heading into sudden death tiebreaker mode) “Ooo, this shit just got real.”

(After beating said seven year old in sudden death) “Grow a pair.”

“No sir, I didn’t come here with a child. Is that some kinda rule?”

Also not acceptable, walking around with a string of prize tickets hanging from the zipper of your pants asking, “anybody know where I can cash this in?”

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2 Responses to Things You Should Never Say at a Chuck E. Cheese Birthday Party

  1. Angelia Sims says:

    Very funny!!! And sooo true! Gads that place is a nuthouse. I had a kid cut in line on the Deal or No Deal game. He wasn’t even big enough to push the buttons. I was *pissssed*.

  2. cheeksmgee says:

    Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!

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