This is not the sandwich. This is a Subway sandwich, the douchebag of sandwiches. Whenever you’re asking your friend if they want to throw money on for a pizza, this sandwich is like, “Nah, I’m not hungry.” Then, when the pizza arrives, guess who’s suddenly hungry?! This sandwich wrote the screenplay for The Phantom Menace. That’s the kind of asshole sandwich this is. This sandwich was like a pile of sandwich fixings had a thr
