Names of Failed Boxers and Wrestlers

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Kid Amish

The Pernicious Pincher

Ray “Maxi Pad” Thomas

“Headless” Manny Nelson

James “Down Syndrome” Downy

Bisexual Jackson

Brian “The Test Came Back Positive” Fuller

Fisty McNoFists

Sir Bleeder

Yo Mamma

Maurice “Only Throws Lefts” Jones

Dave Hitler

Little Davey PenisHands

Hal “Thunder Shit” Gumbal

The Flying Jackoff

Kid Incontinent

Dementia Pete

Kid “Please, For The Love Of God, He’s Just A Kid!” Smith.

The Algebraist

Walter “That Guy’s Got A Lot of Nerve” Boynton

The Holocaust Revisionist

Dr. Richard Finklestein

“Puddin’ Fists” MacGillicutty

The Puppy

Randall “Bloody Stool Sample” Hobart

The Tacoma Temerity

Ronny Ray Bigot

Steve

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