Tag Archives: Parenting

On Batman, Jesus, Farts and Other Nerdy Napkin Advice to My Daughter

Posted on December 23, 2011 by

I recently took over lunch making duty for my 2nd grader. Her mom always included a little note on the napkin to the effect of, “I Love You.” I decided to keep the napkin noting tradition, but spice it up … Continue reading →

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Four Bizarre Baby Halloween Costumes that Count as Child Abuse

Posted on October 3, 2011 by

Baby Hitler, anyone? Continue reading →

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Woman Shoots Cops—With Her Breast Milk

Posted on June 28, 2011 by

Judge if you like, but I would if I could. That she’s making the exact face appropriate for a breast milk assault mug shot. (Don’t anybody say “jug shot”. There’s a moratorium on boob puns for the remainder of this … Continue reading →

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Go the F@*k to Sleep: A Children’s Book for Adults

Posted on April 26, 2011 by

Yes, it’s a very real children’s book…for adults. Continue reading →

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Are Uncircumcised Penises Weird?

Posted on January 18, 2011 by

Do women really think uncircumcised penises are weird? Continue reading →

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How Heroes Are Made

Posted on October 22, 2010 by

@MySonIsWeird DALTON: “How do people become good guys? ME: “Different ways. How did you become one?” DALTON: “My parents died on a trapeze.”

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“How are those boobs working out for ya?”

Posted on October 20, 2010 by

“When I see the train, it gets my penis excited.” Continue reading →

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WTF of the Day: 7-Year-Olds Perform Sexy Version of “Single Ladies”

Posted on May 14, 2010 by

Like I’ve said before, the children are our future. And our future is full of hyper sexualized toddlers emotionally and developmentally dysfunctional thanks to parents who really, really don’t get he whole “parenting” thing. Continue reading →

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Boy with 31 Fingers and Toes (and what He has in Common with Megan Fox)

Posted on March 29, 2010 by

boy with 31 fingers and toes Continue reading →

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A Touchy Subject -or- Don’t Fear My Son’s Penis

Posted on September 4, 2009 by

Having a baby boy, we’ve come to find, is different than the demands of a baby girl. Adding that XY contribution, Dalton has brought a certain special brand of maleness to our home, especially lately for Dalton has taken to grabbing his junk.

A lot. Continue reading →

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