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Mental Floss – 5 Horror Movies Starring Inanimate Objects

My newest article on Mental Floss in which we discuss the horrors of Man Eating beds and Refrigerators possessed by the DEVILLLLLLLLL! Also, Stephen King was kind of a hack during his coke-binging days (“Coke” is a the street term … Continue reading

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Dr. Seuss – H.P. Lovecraft Mash-Up: “The Call of Cthulhu”

Wow, quite a week for Dr. Seuss fan-fiction. Between this and the Dr. Seuss Sex Ed book, it’s like the guy just died or something. Continue reading

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Rob Zombie Directs a Woolite Commercial

Because of course he does. And it worked. Very effective commercial. This is the first time I have thought of Woolite (and sweater-admiring serial killers/gimps) in ages. And now I’m going to go right back to not thinking about Woolite. … Continue reading

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Cracked’s Valentine’s Day Special

In honor of Valentine’s Day, Cracked is reposting an earlier article of mine, The 5 Most Half-Assed Monsters in Movie History, which has nothing to do with Valentine’s Day or Sex or getting it on–which is the point. Maybe.

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Ham Face Girl Eats Own Face, Stars in Your Nightmares

Hello, Hollywood? Get this little girl a horror franchise, now! Nothing in the Saw franchise is nearly as shocking or graphic as Ham Face Girl. Continue reading

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