Terrifying, Lifelike Avatar Na’vi Baby Now Available to Haunt Your Nightmares

There are people who really enjoy cinema and then there are those who need movies as an alternate reality to escape from the oppressively lonely “real” reality we all call life. That people have gone overboard with their love of both the movie Avatar and desire to live on Pandora as a hacky metaphor for Native Americans was just a natural and depressingly sad inevitability. But a harmless one, we hope.

However, all the blue face paint and prosthetic cat ears in the world, would never give these Na’vi-in-human-form the wondrous experience of starting a Na’vi family and squeezing a terrifying, greasy little blue cat person of their own. Until now that is. A resourceful eBay-er has created this “life-like” Na’vi doll and asks a paltry $165 in return for the immensely satisfying experience of giant blue cat parenthood. And that the Na’vi baby’s eyes follow you wherever you go, even when you sleep, that’s free of charge.

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One Response to Terrifying, Lifelike Avatar Na’vi Baby Now Available to Haunt Your Nightmares

  1. cogamble says:

    Reblogged this on Throat Punch.

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