Rick James IS the Hulk

“I’m the Hulk, BITCH!”

Really though, Average White Guy’s reaction, “That brotha’s turning into a monster–and it’s Super Freaky,” is what totally brings this thing together.

I am a white guy and I’m pretty sure I can’t get away with calling a black man, “Brotha.”

The Boy on a Unicorn Bike

This.

It takes a metric butt-ton of badassery for a 12-year-old boy to tool around town on a unicorn bike. Do not mess with this kid, he has more raw chutzpah then ten men. This man will be President one day, or at least your boss. That this kid looks almost exactly like I did at his age is a fact that is not lost on me. I was probably fatter. By “probably” I mean “A lot.”

Steve Jobs Action Figure Amazing, Creepy as Hell

I’m no Steve Jobs fan, but I am a fan of insanely detailed craftmanship and creeping people out, and this Steve Jobs doll has both in spades. Oh poor Apple die-hards, now you can finally have Steve give that erotic iPhone 5 press conference fan-fiction you’ve been toiling away writing.

 

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If Adam West Played Batman In “The Dark Knight Rises”

We need to Swede this sucker now.

Best Fan-Made Dark Knight Rises Poster

Fan made posters are the best made posters.

On Batman, Jesus, Farts and Other Nerdy Napkin Advice to My Daughter

I recently took over lunch making duty for my 2nd grader. Her mom always included a little note on the napkin to the effect of, “I Love You.” I decided to keep the napkin noting tradition, but spice it up a bit with some real world advice and daily affirmations.

Two-Story Batman, Star Wars and Other Geeky Snowmen

I know it seems like this country is in a downward spiral, but if you ever question America’s greatness, just check out these snow sculptures. USA! USA!

“The Dark Knight Rises” Bootlegged Full Trailer

I didn’t just poop my pants. I pooped every pair of pants I own or will ever own. Check out Catwoman’s militant “We are the 99%” threat. And the football game, oh the football game! Watch this quick before it’s taken down.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/boxofficebuz/dark-knight-rises-bootlegged-full-trailer-48z2

Batman is the 99%

Man people have been discussing the political leanings of Batman ever since Frank Miller went on a “I’m Getting Old and Scared” rant against the OWS movement. Many point out that Batman must be republican; he’s certainly the 1%, right? Well here’s a comic penned by Mr. Miller himself, years ago, where Batman is most certainly putting the 1% on notice.

Charles Manson Like to Dub Step

I always saw him more into post punk industrial, but what do I know?